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does it seem like your wife is always calling with bad news and at times that you cant do anything about it?
this is just in the past week or so:

call day before thanksgiving- i just wrecked the car. (2000 mercedes E320) that we have had less than 6 months. (i need to do another thread on all her "body work".
mind you, these are all phone calls that i cant do anything about at the time and i think can wait until i get home, except the car wreck of course.

call: we did not have insurance for the wreck. she made a late payment and they dropped our insurance and never sent us notification.

call: the check engine light is on.

call: the check engine light is off, but i smell gas when i start the car

call: i smell this funny smell in the jeep like coolant and the temp gage says it is only 100 degrees.




here is her list of "body work". i think she does this just to see how good my body work skills are. this is for cars we no longer have too:

volvo 760 turbo: all 4 cornors had dents. she has a thing for mailboxes. i think she got one of the mirrors with a mailbox too. one someone ran into her, and with no insurance. one my brother did, but still, her car.

95 volvo 960: nice dent down the side from a mail box. she was hit from behind i think twice and she ran into someone once.

99 jeep: less than 6 months she backed into a tree in our yard.

my truck: she thought she could drive onto concete, 4 inches above grade, from dirt at 30 mph. blew the tire and bent my rim.

93 dodge stealth: only car i ever bought new. a friend of hers backed into the door 3 months after we bought it.

mercedes: ran into someone.

when i bought the mercedes, i was seriously thinking about looking for "the wife repair kit" (front hood, lights, and bumper) so that i would be prepared. too late now. (anyone have a white hood and bumper?)


i know you will ask, what about me.
i spun my 914-6 and bent the exhaust
i hit a deer with my 914, bent the hood and light
i barely tapped this deuchebag when he stopped at a yeild sign when no one else was in sight. no damage. this does not count, we were not marrried.

ya gotta love um though.

BTW. in 10 years, she has NEVER driven the 911 and so far, no damage to my BMW.