[svandamme]

i troll the snot out of them

last time i made up some story where i was heavily into import/export in Columbia, often offline for weeks, because i was visiting my supplier Dave, deep in the jungle, and i was not able to visit the broad in Ukraine, because i was banned from all the former Warshaw pact nations because of an undisclosed reason..

another cover story was that i had an uncle who was a Warlord in Somalia.. another one , where i was looking for a wife, to help out on my farm, to milk cows and what no..