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Originally Posted by jeffgrant
No need to pause and squint in the day and age of these multi-connected tubes and such.
CLP - Vanity Cards - Big Bang Theory
The site also has the vanity cards for all the shows he does. |
There's some solid gold there Jeff. Thanks for posting the link.
For example:
Jillian had a urinary tract infection... again. Her doctor liked to abbreviate the condition to UTI. She liked to abbreviate it to TMH - Too Much Humping. Regardless, the road back to vaginal happiness was always the same: cranberry juice and abstinence. Thankfully, her boyfriend, Dudley, was always very understanding. He'd just smile, hold her in his arms and say, "Well, babe, when one door closes, another one opens up." She'd always giggle and blush when he'd say that, but deep down she wished she had the courage to cover his mouth and nose with a chloroform-soaked rag, and then, while he was unconscious, snip off his testicles with the little scissors she uses to groom her schnauzer.
.....Nobody sang Bee Gees songs on karaoke night like Dudley.