[sammyg2]

First, I'd develop carpal tunnel syndrome writing tickets to the "look at me" attention whores who have to have loud pipes on their motorcycles.

Second, I'd go after the spikey-haired honda-driving doofusses who have to weave in and out changing lanes every 20 seconds, as if donig that would actually end up getting them somewhere quicker.

On my daily afternoon commute I occasionally see these mental midgets make dozens of lane changes while I camp in my one lane, and 10 miles later they are several cars behind me.
All they do is piss people off, screw up traffic, and cause accidents when people have to avoid them.