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A married couple had been out Christmas shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"
Husband: "Darling, do you remember that jewelry shop where you saw a diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it? And I didn't have money that time and said 'Baby, it'll be yours one day' ?"
Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes, I remember that, my love."
Husband: "Well, I'm in the pub next to that shop."
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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