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Originally Posted by wdfifteen
Bacon - nature's most perfect food.
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Really? I would sure not want to hear any of you bacon eaters say you wouldn't eat a hot dog because of the ingredients.
I get a kick out of people ordering a donut and low fat milk. I wonder if anyone ever ordered bacon and Egg Beaters. If I witnessed that I would probably choke to death from laughter.
But, it gets worse. In the South they like to put "fat back" in the collard greens. If that isn't the perfect dichotomy, I don't know what is.
There is so much oil and fat in your digestive tract that you can't absorb the nutrients from the greens.
So, it all just slides right on out.
Of course they don't sell any 32" waist pants down there either. Or 34.