Death rate for critters is certainly more during hunting than golfing. However I have grazed a couple of geese on the fairway. They managed to get away. Thats par for the course for me. I dont get many birdies and when my fellow players are losing they might club me with a nine iron. Gosh nothing is safe nowadays.

. As regards taking my wife hunting, she might be having a bad hair day and I could lose my head.

Please dont bring it on.