[Bill Douglas]

Me too. Toast me, no service.

Actually I'm afraid no one would come to the funeral. So other than making it obvious no one cared enough to turn up, I'd have it as free drinks in a bar.

Probably, if it was a doctor one month type thing, I'd head off to some hot spot in the Middle East and go down in a hail of gun fire. Or sniping soldiers at a terrorist training camp in Indonesia. That way I'd get buried on the spot.