[onewhippedpuppy]

I was rear ended with my brother in law in his GTi, stopped in traffic when a Dodge Ram nailed us. The first question that the douchebag asked was "why were you stopped in the middle of the road?". Fortunately a cop was stopped in traffic a few cars ahead of us, that shut up said douchebag when he attempted to tell the responding officer that we "slammed on our brakes". Final bit of justice was that we drove home in the GTi while his Ram pissed coolant all over the road.