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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
Posts: 51,063
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Santa Left Me....
Along about 2:30 Am I heard the pitter patter of some hooves on the roof and a few minutes later I heard a "Ho Ho Ho...Merry Christmas to one and all." fading into the distance. This morning I eagerly woke to find out what Christmas presents Santa left for me under the tree....Well much to my surprise I found Cookie crumbs left all over the place, the milk spilt AND ole Santa left a great big ole brown deposit in the middle of my rug......and going out into the yard I looked up on my roof and saw that his reindeer left a few brown deposits up there as well. So I guess that I wasn't all that good this past year at least in Santa's book....
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