[sammyg2]

A guy meets a girl at a bar and talks her into going home with him. As they start getting undressed, she looks at his feet and says "OMG, what happened to your feet?" He says "when I was young I had tolio".

Oh, was all she said.

When he took off his pants, she said "OMG what happened to your legs?"
He said "when I was young I had knee-sels".

Oh.

Then he took off his underwear and she said, "don't tell me. Small c**ks."

Hope that isn't too much for the sensors.