[onewhippedpuppy]

Samir: ****, ****, ****, ****!
Peter Gibbons: Son of a *****! ****!
Samir: This is a...****!
Peter Gibbons: Son of a *****!
Samir: I...I...****!
Michael Bolton: What happened?
Peter Gibbons: You tell me, Michael, it's your software!
Samir: Yes, it's your software!
Peter Gibbons: You know corporate accounting is sure as hell going to notice three hundred five thousand three hundred...
[grabs the receipt from Michael]
Peter Gibbons: ...twenty six thirteen, Michael!
Samir: Oh ****!
Michael Bolton: They probably won't know it's gone for another three or four days.
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Peter Gibbons: Michael! Michael! You said the thing was gonna take two years! What happened? You said the thing was supposed to work.
Michael Bolton: Well, technically it did work.
Peter Gibbons: No it didn't!
Samir: It did not work, Michael, okay?
Michael Bolton: Okay! Okay! Okay!
Samir: Okay?
Michael Bolton: Okay! I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. ****! I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.
Peter Gibbons: Oh! What is this fairly mundane detail, Michael?
Michael Bolton: Okay, quit getting pissed at me, all right? This was all your idea, *******!
Peter Gibbons: All right. Okay. All right. Let's try not to get pissed off at each other, all right? Let's just calm down. Let's try to figure this thing out together. The first thing we gotta do is we gotta close that account down before it gets any bigger.