[Danimal16]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, Will you marry me?
The Princess said, No!!!

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, drove
Corvettes and hunted and fished and raced and went to naked bars and dated
women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never
heard b-itching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house
and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and
never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up.

The end.