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a lady in my office was horrified. she bought a burrito. for those that dont know..a california burrito is retarded. HUGE. beans and rice are IN the burrito. (took getting used to). she asked to the general office population, "this is too much, anyone want half?". one guy said "YES!"..he quickly washed his pocketknife in the sink..and cut the burrito in half. she looked horrified and said.."you can have the other half too".

knife phobia? germ phobia? knife guy bought her another burrito. i think she wanted to use the old germy knife rattling around in the dusty drawer.

is it rude or distasteful to use a pocket knife to hack apart food? i do it all the time. i wash my blade nightly with my evening dishes. kinda anal.