[svandamme]

My mum's favorite thing when she was angry was daring me that she was more pigheaded then i was, and that i really didn't want to go there.

My standard response was "let's rock".

Then she would cut all the cables of my computer and stereo while i'm off to school,
And she would be very friendly when i get home.
That was a tell tale sign to me, to look what she had done.
Went up to my room, saw the cables, got everything back online in like an hour or so, soldered, or with screw terminals.. so by the time she came up to my room to gloat.. I was sitting there smiling like it was xmas..

She got so angry she tossed the tv out the window (3rd floor, row house , city center).
to which i replied... you do realize that is in fact your TV , right? Mine is out for repairs?