|
Senior Citizen’s Health Care:
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, or heart? They’re all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Don't forget the added benefit of the dead politicians.
Is this a great country, or what?
A COMPREHENSIVE HEALTHCARE RESOLUTION..... PERFECT !!
__________________
Byron
20+ year PCA member
Many Cool Porsches, Projects& Parts, Vintage BMX bikes too
|