[RKDinOKC]

When I got my first colonoscopy...

The doctor explained that they would fill my colon with gas and make a digital movie of it. First I asked if there was a spark would I explode. Cracked the doc up. Then I asked if I could get a copy of the movie so I could prove I wasn't full of it. He said no because the file was too big. But, he did give me a picture.

When I was waking up in the recovery room the anesthesiologist ask if I remembered her waking me up and the doctor showing me pictures during the procedure. I said no. She then told me that I had said I was cognizant. Told her using the word cognizant should have been her first clue that I was not conscious.