[svandamme]

none taken, he's not my real dad, i was brought up thinking he was..but when they divorced he pulled plenty of tricks on me...
he kinda manipulated me to revolt against my mum, i basically fought to move in with him, he probably never thought she would give in
In one of those fights, mum broke the news "he's not your real dad anyway"

That's one way to screw up a thirteen year old.

anyway, i kept fighting to go live with him, because i had more of bond with him than with my mum (cold hearted witch)
After some time she caved, told me i could move in with him... At which point he said, oh, i got no time for you, i'll put you in bording school

That's another way to screw up a thirteen year old

He used to drive rallies (pretty good at it) fast cars, horses , hunt, shoot, fly planes.. so from a young boy's perspective, he was a fun dad..
Except when it turned out he payed for all of it with loans he forged in my mothers name.

in his younger days, he once missed a turn with his Alfa on sunday morning.
The church was in the outside of the turn, he stopped at the altar
Plenty of stories to go around