Dave has the firearms and has passed sentence on them.
One, the J.P. Clabrough & Bros, has been pronounced DOA.
With any luck it will find a new home where, through the miracle of modern technology, may offer life as a donor to a more deserving specimen.
The LC Smith is another story. She is rough but with Dave at the helm, I feel confident that this little gem will raise for the dead with a sparkle of her youth.
Stay tuned sports fans.
I just hope this is not akin to giving a boob job to a 45 year old stripper.