[Bill Douglas]

Lttle Johnny wasn't doing as well as he should at school and his parents thought if they send him to a private Catholic school where a bit of discipline might do him good.

Almost at once his attitude cxhanged and he started doing hours of homework, in fact so much homework his parents told him he should relax more and get out and see his friends occassionally.

All of his grades improved, particuarly his maths. When his parents asked him how his worst subject has suddenly become his best subjuct and has gone from C and D grades to A and A+. He replied "Well hell, I had to. There's pictures all over the place of some chap who had obviously done badly in maths and they nailed him to the plus sign."