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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally
slept in.



As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"



My eyes lit up, and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is
going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced
her and then gave it my all - right there on the kitchen table.



Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her
T-shirt still around her neck.



Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"



She explained, "The egg timer's broken.