[RWebb]

I kept getting these Fedex "we came by" tags on my door...

And, ODDLY they always came by when I was out running errands or slurping up coffee drinks, OJ, ya know... dark stuff... very DARK.

Finally today... FedEx was just here and she gave me 3 bottles of wine.

She was very nice and blond too.

BUT.... BUTTT

when she turned around....


I could tell she was not as hot a the UPS girl.

She did NOT leave my dog a biskie either!!!


These odd facts related above make me think it may have been a FAKE delivery girl driver who was casing my house