[Rick Lee]

After last night's double dose of close parkers, I'm starting to get a little sympathy for the ones who take two parking spaces, at least the ones who do so at no one else's expense. I wouldn't do it and it does hint at attempted douchebaggery. But when other idiots just insist on parking next to you when there are countless better spots, what's a man to do? These are probably the same guys who take urinal next to yours when all others are free or run around the gym lockroom naked and make small talk with complete strangers while letting it all hang out. I hate everyone.