That reminds me -- I have a cousin who, whenever he visists us during a holiday get together, will 100% of the time, use our toilet to take a dump.
Now, I am all for having regular bowel movements, but to take a dump EVERY time he's at my house? And often just before he goes home! Really? Is he just attempting to mark his territory? (At least he doesn't fling his poo all over my walls, so I have that going for me!

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I also don't understand why so many people insist on using (germ infested) public bathrooms to take a dump. I'd much rather drink a vat of poison than take my chances with a public toilet's dish of germs...
-Z