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My Grandpa once had a pig that was real smart. In fact he was so smart that my Grandpa came up with this idea of teaching it how to smoke a cigar. He then was going to take it up to his roadside vegetable stand and sell tickets to folks, so they could take a look.
I told my Grandpa that teaching a pig how to smoke a cigar would take forever. His reply:
“What’s time to a hog?”
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- John
"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."
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