[Shuie]

About 10 years ago, my wife and I were 20 minutes into a movie at the theater when this guy walks in with the extra large tub of popcorn and matching soda. I forget what the movie was, but almost the entire theater was empty. I guess the latecomers eyes had not adjusted to the light, but either way, he decided that he was going to climb across us to sit in the same row. As he stepped in front of my wife I heard a really solid whack of what sounded like a croquet mallet against his shins followed by a yelp of pain as he crashed to the floor spilling his popcorn and coke everywhere. My wife said he stepped on her foot, but I think she just whacked him in the shins for walking into the movie 20 minutes late.