[sammyg2]

If she's thinking about billing for services, that makes her a whore.

But still, it all boils down to one thing: how much crazy are you willing to put up with?

If you want crazy screwed up trouble that can ruin your life, get a bar fly.
If you want something a little more manageable, get a church girl.
Just as hot, just as horny, but crazy in a more manageable and safer way.