[onewhippedpuppy]

Good story from a former co-worker.....

Many years ago he was driving by the city park in my hometown of Manhattan, KS. The park is right by the Kansas State campus, and more importantly pretty close to many of the sororities and college apartments. In the summer there's lots of good, um, scenery to be had. So he's driving past the park checking out the views, and suddenly hits another driver head-on. The speed limit is only 30 MPH and neither is seriously hurt, but after some conversation they both admit they had been checking out the women instead of watching the road. When the cops show up they both admit fault, checking out the scattered ass and drifting into each other. The cop's reply was classic. "Boys, I can't put that in a report. I'll just say you swerved to avoid a dog".