[Rick V]

Morning Y'all
Here we go again, gonna have to threaten to take my little town to court. A few years ago they decided to put up streetlights. Well they plopped one on my property............yeah we shot it out with a BB Gun, and made a phone call the next day. They reinstalled the bulb, again I shot it out with a BB Gun, and called the town the next day. The third time they put the bulb in I took the light down with a shotgun and called the town the next day and told them I was going to take them to court, for trespassing and vandalism, and that they needed to clean up the defective light they installed on my property. I came home that night and the light was gone. Well flash forward to yesterdays mail and they want to put up a light on the pole on the other side of my property. Here we go again. I am also going to go across the street and have a word with the old battle ax who wants the lights put up and tell her she needs to move back into town where she slithered from. FCUK HER IN THE ASS WITH A CONCRETE DILDO COVERED WITH A SAND PAPER CONDOM AND A VALVE GRINDING LUBRICANT!!!!!!