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Originally Posted by porsche4life
Was in the bathroom on campus.... Could tell someone was in the stall taking a sit.... While I'm washing my hands, dude walks out with a cup of coffee in his hand. Finishes the coffee, tosses the cup, and then washes his hands...
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Sid, where's the problem? He washed his hands before he left the bathroom... that's the main thing we all want from him, right?
Is it the fact he was drinking coffee while on the throne?
If so, that's nothing... and not gross if you do it right.
1. Walk in the stall and undo belt and pants with one hand (coffee in other hand).
2. Drop trou. If you need to, you can put the cup on floor (or top of full TP roll or dispenser) to accomplish this.
3. Drink and dump. (Nasty floor or TP/dispenser only touched the bottom of the cup.)
4. Set cup back on floor or roll/dispenser while doing the TP thang... aka wiping.
5. Trou up. Fasten everything.
6. Pick up cup, open stall door.
7. Finish the story any way you want, but wash hands before leaving bathroom.
Did I miss something?
Maybe
coffee isn't that important to you.
It is to some of us... especially in the morning.
