I was an xbf once
Was actually glad someone else picked off that biotsh, she was suicidal and I was looking to get out gracefully.
The new bf kept wanting to fight me. I never gave him the satisfaction. I assumed it was some ploy to give her back.
He did plant some pot in my van and call the cops on me. I didn't take very well to that. Got a deferred sentence, but still had to spend the night in felony lockup and my family thought I was a dope smoking drug addict after that.
First, I found a road kill skunk, put it in the trunk of his car, then broke the scent sac. A week later I filled the interior of his car with that expanding packing foam stuff. He got a new car.
Next I walked into his sales job at a piano store and acted real friendly and civil like I was going to trade my really nice Saxophone for something else. While we were talking I asked a bit too loud about getting MORE pot from him. He went ape shiet about me coming to his place of work and asking for pot. He got fired over it.
Lastly I mentioned to some unscrupulous friends what this guy had done. Unbeknownst to me they totaled his new Trans Am with a bull dozer. When he came to confront me about it I honestly had no idea what he was talking about and laughed like heck in his face. Later my unscrupulous friends asked if I knew how to start a bull dozer, then laughed and said they did.
Far as I know him and that suicidal chick are still married and have a couple of kids, poor sob.