[stomachmonkey]

I like answering the door.

Pulled onto my street tonight and see well dressed strangers going door to door.

One pair hit my next door neighbor as I pulled into my drive.

Bell rang so I opened the door.

They start their speech with an introduction and a "how are you today?".

Did not say a word, without breaking eye contact stuck my hand up and pointed to the Mezuzah on the door frame. They look at it, "Oh, ok, have a nice day" and left.

Works every time.