[Bill Douglas]

I get them ringing me up. They always seem to say "Hello sir, how are you?". I Always say "Fine thank you but I don't want to buy anything, take part in a survey, or make a donation."

Ha, I had fun with a caller from Singapore. I asked what she was doing phoning a crime scene and at the moment she is the prime suspect etc. She was very upset. Told her the number had been traced and for her to go to the nearest police station and hand herself in.