[Mo_Gearhead]

Mother do you think they'll like my blog?
Mother do you think they'll like this song?
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Momma should I paint the hall?

Mother should I mock the president?
Mother should I trust the government?
Mother will Charley Rose ever acknowledge me?
Momma am I really sixty-three?

Hush now baby, baby, don’t you cry.
Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Mother's gonna put all her fears into you.
Mother's gonna keep you right here under her feet.
She won’t let you blog, but she might let you tweet.
Mama will keep Tabs cozy and warm.
Ooooh Tabs ooooh Tabs oooooh Tabs,
Of course mama'll help paint the hall.

Mother do you think they’re good enough -- for me?
Mother do you think they’re disrespectful-- of me?
Mother will they tease your little boy again?
Mommy when does the adulation begin?

Hush now Tabby, Tabs don’t you cry.
Mama's gonna check out all the Pelicans for you.
Mama won’t let any dirty-birdies get through.
Mama's gonna wait until you get back.
Mama will always find out just whom you’ve attacked.
Mama's gonna keep Tabby breast-fed and mean.
Ooooh Tabby oooh Tabby oooh Tabby,
You'll always be Tabby to me.

Mother, did I try to fly too high?

( * with apologies to Pink Floyd. )