[ramonesfreak]

i walked right into an empty store and bought 2 tickets like i always do. no lines here

if i win, i am going to get in touch with Motorhead and ask if I can be in the band in exchange for 5 million to each Lemmy, Phil and Mickey

if they say no, as punishment, i will buy every ticket on their next tour so i am the only one in the audience for the entire tour