Well Rattlsnak this is the funniest post so far this year. Mind u this is early in the year. This thread could go on forever. I always remember a fellow employee say to a good looking girl in the company, "watch out for the one eyed snake".
Now these snakes can have viagra backup - deadly.
Well the flip side to that is that the female preying mantis after it has mated with the male, kills the male by chewing it's head off. Kind of like being married, but death is slower. The latter just kidding.