[svandamme]

Dude on facebook : i saw you the other day in your car, you overtook me at high speed
me : sure, it's what i do
dude: didn't you see me in my VW
me : No, i watch the road

next day:
Dude, i honked and flashed my lights, didn't you see me?
me : eh, no.. i heard a honk, figured i had not cut anybody off so it was meant at somebody else
dude : obviously you were wrong
me : no. i was not wrong, in my Modus Operandi, (get to work asap without getting caught speeding), you honking is outside the scope..
I do not notice people or numberplates of cars, i watch the road for danger, opportunites to overtake, cops, and speed traps.. no more , no less.

Frankly , don't take it personal, i wouldn't even notice Elvis Presley if he drive behind me.. not unless perhaps he would be driving a cop car at the time.

But hey, if it would make you feel any better, i'll be happy to show up on that road at a specific time, take the offramp and stop at the fuel station..
Then sit and wave at one another in a bi-directional fashion, for 2 minutes straight, like retards who just got an icecream

If that's what you need to be at peace with the world again, lemme know and i'll check my calendar for the earliest time i can schedule it.. mmmkaay?


That's 1 candidate for the Facebook Defriend day... which is due very soon.