[Superman]

I only have three basses, so obviously I need to stock up. I want:

A fretless
A P/J
A short-scale thing (I'm thinking Jaguar)
An ABG

So you see, really, bass players need a bare minimum of around six instruments. Bare minimum.

Oh, and I need a new set of fingers too, as my original equipment sometimes won't do what I want them to do.