[ODDJOB UNO]

i GET DRAWN FOR BULL ELK! found out just now. man what am i gonna wear? what about my new stephen seagull HAIR-DO(will it last 10days?)


is black crime fighting ninja action figure clothing in vogue? or just current USGI ACU camo in vogue????


should i use NUN CHUKS on the elk bastids?



should i use the "SPINNING STARS OF DEATH ON THEM?"


should i dig a 20ft deep "ninja pit" and hope they fall in?


or just my mcmillian win-70 26" barrel .338 WIN-MAG FROM HELL w/leupold 4.5x 14-50mm scope with mil-dot reticles and custom .338 AZZ-WHUPPER BLACK MOLY ROUNDS?


or maybe for the brush a stainless marlin 1895GS(nelson ford action butter job), with 325 hornadays or some corbon 405 gr 45/70's??????????


or maybe my smith model 629 6" w/corbons?

or maybe whip out the smith model 29 4" nickel w/corbons?



man this SUCKS! decisions decisions?



where will i go in unit? howz bouts exactly where i saw BIG DADDY MONGO ROYAL BULL and his HAREM, last deer hunt in same unit??????



the possibilities are ENDLESS!



this TOTALLY SUCKS DONT CHA THINK?



there will BE NO PRISONERS TAKEN!