[svandamme]

just had to go to the police office to show my new shooter.
There is something surreal about walking in there with a Main Battle Rifle, and be welcomed with a smile.. when all my youth the fuzz was after my skin for all sorts crap i used to pull.


Now i walk in there, up to their office.. i go ,excuse me while i whip this out..
And they go.."ooooh, niiiiiice. can i hold it?"

sure thing pal, *rack the op rod, show the empty chamber* here you go!

followed by a "heavy, well greased up... NOOOISss!"