[Joe Bob]

Geeeeez, I was dating my ex......went to her house to get laid.

It was raining, she was following me in her 'write me a ticket red Mustang'.....

We both hit the stop sign off the freeway. Full stops....the local speed limit was 25mph.

She's right behind me, I was lagging....turbo Toyota 4x4....slips and slides in the rain. All of a sudden the rear view erupts with red and blue. I figured some LEO weenie cut in between and was yanking me.......I pulled and saw the bimbo as yanked.....

Side note, I had a bulb in my pocket.....one of her brake lights was out. I ran around the corner, walked up to the local PD and sad 'Hi, whatup, I got the bulb right here'....he got all postal. IMHO, he was trolling for a date....

Wrote her a ticket for 40 in a 25.

Bored cops are asshats....

Went to court after declaring not guilty. He testified, She testified.....Judge said GUILTY....I said, yo WTF, I'm on the witness list.....stood up in my my Brooks Brothers suit....Judge said....are you a lawyer? Naw, I work for a living..... Judge chuckled....

I told him I measured the distance between the stop sign and the address where she was pulled over, did the math and said there was no way in hell that she was doing 40 and following me in 1/10 of a mile.

Not guilty. Sent the transcripts to his Stoopidvisor, wanker got a week off w/o pay.


Bored cops are asshats....