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It wasn't in a bar, but a beer tent in Munich at Oktoberfest. And it wasn't a stool, but a bench and I met this German girl and we were knocking back litres and having a grand old time.
It gradually became more crowded and she was sitting on my lap and we were making out and I thought she was getting all warm and moist. Actually she was pissing all over my leg, probably a good 2 litres worth. Good times, good times...
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"Prayer isn't a parachute. It's a compass. It doesn't save you from the storm. It guides you through it." - Bear Grylls
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