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Let's mark it down as 19h00 for the timeline.
We shall make notes of the symptoms as they develop.
We need you to provide us with empirical data
- time spent under orders, per day
- man time requests denied, per week
- Statistical nookie decline deviation as per standardized charts for "GF moved in" (Not the same as the chart for "got married and moved in", it's not that bad yet)
- Percentage of "got a headache" days on a monthly basis
- Initial beer intake reduction and the steady increase over time and time it takes till the increase escalates past beer consumption in the pre"gf moved in" timeframe
- Amount of time spent going shopping with the GF
- Irrational angry discussion counter (the ones spawned by trick question like "does my but look big in this dress" or "What do you think of my new hairdo")
- Increase of grey hair
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That was hilarious! I would love to see this data. Interesting read.
