Hah ha ha - for what it's worth, I too am totally unemployable; that's why I've been self employed for most of my life?
I truly feel sorry for people who have to work for someone else, they are missing out on some of the best things in life!
Too funny though, I read your post about being unemployable and had to comment. People often ask me what I do and I often respond that I'm unemployable - so I consult.
Here's a mug shot in my formal attire: (the shirt matches my car - which I thought I'd mention because this is a Porshe BBS?)