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Originally Posted by J P Stein
Most all that food you buy in the grocery store was once a living thing. You pay someone else to do your killing. Does that turn you on?
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dont cha just love all the nice healthful CHEMICALS ADDED?
after re-reading the statement "what is it that turns you hunter(not gatherer)folk on?"
i denote a very eastern high society talk down yer nose we are special condescending attitude(charles emerson winchester the III) towards us so called -uneducated folk out here in da west wearing our kawboy hats and boots and riding our lil horseys and chasing illegal aliens and riding our dirty bikes and pick em up trucks with our dawgs thru the grand canyon shooting our guns and drinking beer!
well guess whats WRONG with that description???????????
i do wear kawboy boots and a hat sometimes. i DO own a pick'em up and a dawg. i do shoot spoons ALOT! i DO own dirty bikes and a quad. i DO go after ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT PAINT MY WALL BABY POO YELLOW w/out my permission!
i have a 3.9 GPA JESUIT EDUCATION(high school and college)!
i DONT OWN A HORSE because every swinging richard around here has one, and i grew up with the damn things and can ride ENGLISH and WESTERN saddles, and i can grab one within about 10minutes if i needed one. and if ya havent been kicked /damn near stomped to death by a horse or a jackass you havent LIVED!
WE DO LIVE to DRINK BEER on a nice 115degree F day! and eat jalapenos and tacos!
and its REAL DAMN HARD to ride a dirty bike quad jeep pick 'em up INTO THE FREEKING GRAND CANYON! not because its illegal...................because its real DAMN STEEP! trust me i have hiked rim to river,rim to rim,rim to rim to rim, havasupai,hermit trail,kaibab trail etc.
so sitting in an eastern town SMOTHERED WITH PEOPLE(people are NO damn good), just doesnt sit well with us "KIND OF FOLK" out here in da west.
cracks me up(i mean LMFAO x 100) every time i went to chicago/new york/new jersey/pennsylvania/boston/virginny/vermont/maine and listen to,
this kind of upscale intelligence:
"what about da rattlesnakes?" classic.
"what about da injuns?" on the floor laughing.
"what about da HEEE-LEE MONSTERS(gila)?"
"what about ex gov ev meee-chum" (the pikka-ninny gov)
"what about shurf joe?"
"what about da scorpions?"
"can ya get me a rattlesnake hatband or belt?" hell i'll get ya rattlesnake tony lama green mojave boots if ya want. like diamondback rattler boots? wez gots them too!"
"does everyone speak spanish?" hell yes some of us "FOLK" believe it or not have a grasp of LATIN/SPANISH/GERMAN!" amazing huh?
"what about all da GUNS?" hell YES! everybody gots one or possibly 50! including .50 caliber FULL AUTOS!"
yep completely amazes us the moronic attitudes and visions of what the west is all about............in reality to some of YOU EASTERN FOLK!
keep stimulating the economy by buying those dime store cowboy novels and watching lonesome dove reruns.
and dont fergit now...............READ THOSE LABELS ON ALL YER STORE BOUGHT GOODS, theres somebody on wall street making BIG BUCKS shoving crap down yer throat every single day.
about the ONLY taste of the southwest you "folk" will ever get is a BAG OF DORITOS w/sour cream!
dont fergit to watch "gunsmoke" reruns......................thats what ITS ALL ABOUT every single day here!