Well, OJU, you do have a way with words (I think

).
"Big city folk" would be a better description of these elitists.
They do make for great reading/stories.....their Pekingese carried off by a Golden Eagle during the trip to Jellystone......or their being stomped by a Buffalo......or the fool (& his SO) that moved to Alaska to live with the Brown bears. They are still there as bear feces.
They seem to resent being at the top of the food chain and have no idea of how they got there ....or even a familiarity with the term.
Basically, they are a waste of a good set of thumbs.