[Bill Douglas]

My sister is a lovely girl, but not too bright, and never seemed to be able to get a date.

I arranged a night out for her with a buddy of mine to see a movie and hoped it would all go well.

The buddy turned up fifteen minutes early and brought a box of candy, both were well dresed and looked very nice heading off together for the evening.

The next morning I asked my sister how it went. She replied the movie was OK but my friend was hilarious. OK I asked, why so hilarious? She said Well we sat down in the back row of the theater and I could feel his arm slipping across my shoulders then his hand slowly slid down inside my bra and he started feeling about. I asked what did you do? She replied that she started giggling. Then she elaborated by saying that his hand slid up her skirt and he started feeling around in her panties. I was a bit concerned and asked her what happened then. She replied she couldn’t stop laughing. When I asked why she was giggling and laughing so much she replied the candy was in my handbag the whole time.