[Kurt B]

What a freakin' moron. "Look at me. I'm walking around," Thompson said Tuesday. "I have a few scrapes and a bump on my head. No way that is a coincidence. This is all about God. The only thing that got me through this was my faith in God."

You a statistician or something? No way it's a coincidence eh? In your professional opinion, this just can't be coincidence eh buddy?

Everytime something 3 standard deviations from the mean happens, it's God, unless it's horrible, then it's bad luck. I won the lotto, thank God!
Wow, my car barely made it home, thank God!
Ouch, I bent a valve, bad luck.
Too bad, I died, musta been bad luck.

The morons who make these shows, the press, the media who covers the "thank god I was the only one to walk away...musta been a miracle...of course, for the 400 sorry @sses who did die, I guess you better tithe more! Freakers! MUhahahahah" stories, I can't but wonder if humans are so freaking innately stupid, no amount of science, progress, and knowledge advancement can take the superstition away from the masses.
Musta been God!

** Edited for language ** -Z-man