[Jim727]

Funny. When I was flying out of New York, we couldn't figure out why we were having problems in D.C. with seatbelt extensions. It was so bad that the inbound aircraft would gather up any extensions on board and toss them out the copilot's window to the ground crew who hustled them over to an outbound aircraft.

Got to the hotel that night and saw so much white linen it was blinding. Turned out there was a gospel music convention in D.C. and the hefties had been 'borrowing' the extensions so they didn't have to ask for one on their next flight.

Life is funnier than fiction.