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Besides, she runs that effing vacuum up and down in the hallway outside my door during the day when I am trying to study or just relax. I know what she's doing, she's passive-aggressively telling me to get the hell out of HER room so she can clean it and go home. Yeah, well I paid for the room (my company did) and it's mine until checkout time! Oh, and stop blabbering at the top of your lungs in your native tongue at the hotel repairman down the hall who is also from your native land. Go down there and talk quietly to him FFS. Oh, and don't drop the toilet seat lid from the top when you're cleaning the room above or next to mine. I was just about to fall off to sleep when you did that. And how many times do you need to flush the crapper when you clean it? Ten times? Really? Oh, and please put the clock radio back on an English language station or a jazz station and not at full blast on your native language station so when I turn it on to set it I get deafened by some horse's ass yammering in your native tongue. Oh, and if the Do Not Disturb sign is on the door then do not effing disturb me. Don't use your steel key ring to rap on the door suddenly and make me jump a foot out of my chair. Tip? Are you effing kidding?
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